In Japan the hand can be used as a knife but will it work on this watermelon? Ashville, NC transplant Curtis Brown is the outlaw leader of greasy Brooklyn rock starz Bad Wizard. Tonight he is being paired with his regular tennis opponent Jeff Jensen, formerly of the legendary Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S., and, of late, the golden throat behind romantic prettyboy goth duo, The Jewish. Jensen also has a crank call album coming out on Matador next year. Tonight’s rare glimpse into what lies beneath the luxurious veneer of two enigmatic figures marks the first ever public display of the best minds of our generation’s unique theological, socio-economic, and phylogenial perspective on everyone’s favorite holiday… A sonic/cultural volley of this magnitude has never been experienced by the civilized world. And its not sold in stores. But that’s not all. Curtis claims he has formulated a serve Jeff can’t return. For all you orphans who couldn’t find your way back to whatever BFE town you’re ashamed to hail from, you’ll also get…. bad tidings, Noel, falalalalalalalala, and more. You can’t go home again… Order now while supplies last.

MOTOR CITY BAR
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New York, New York