Animal Train Happening #7: The Party

Animal Train Happening #7: The Party, Glasslands (289 Kent, Williamsburg), 10pm, $7. Featuring DJs Name Names AKA Ian Svenonius of Weird War World and Mr. Jonathan Toubin of New York Night Train, live set by Services, performance art by Micki Pellerano, go go dancing by The Marmaladies, projections by Secret Project Robot, and decor by Live With Animals Gallery.

Dear Members of The Party,

In the wake of Fidel Castro’s resignation last week, we the international revolutionary working-class Animal Train movement throws a Communist Party at the Glasslands - a grassroots multimedia dance super-spectacle which we refer to as simply “The Party.” This month’s guest of honor, DJ Name Names of Weird War World, AKA Comrade Ian F. Svenonius, author of The Psychic Soviet and Other Works, and mastermind behind revolutionary manifestos in such youth leagues as Make-Up and Nation of Ulysses, spins a dialectical dance floor juxtaposition of the Red Army Choir, Oleg Gazmanov, and The Dicks against John Phillip Sousa, Michael Jackson, and The Germs. New York Night Train’s Mr. Jonathan Toubin’s turntable labor compliments Svenonius’ with socialist realist sonic representation of the proletarian revolution. The program also includes a live set by A Touch of Class Records’ Services - whose two-man keyboard assault on the cruel hypocrisy of contemporary capitalism is as experimental as any of the early Bolshevik era’s most challenging futurist offerings. Comrade Micki Pellerano, who, perhaps more than any other in his vocation, has tugged the Williamsburg waterfront directly onto the front lines of International struggle with his performance art, this time explores the subtleties of plastic surgery and socialized medicine. The Marmaladies, both trained since their early youth at Moscow’s Bolshoi ballet school, and both walking proof of sexyness and stylishness completely independent of the latest commodities, demonstrate the official dance of The Party, the “Go Go,” before defecting to the New York City Ballet. The Mighty Robot AV Squad provides moving imagery evocative of the grand Soviet experiment – yet educating the masses with such excessive employment of the Kuleshov Effect that their work makes Potemkin (1925) look like Rope (1948). Last but not least comrades, the proletariat at Live With Animals Gallery prove once again that The Party isn’t a party without mad décor. Also, expect a surprise guest DJ set by a punk rock legend. Hint, it probably won’t be Castro.

In the egalitarian spirit, as always there will be no advance tickets so get there early. The Party starts at 10 sharp.

Ants In Yr Pants Dance Party w/NYNT Conductor Mr. Jonathan Toubin

Union Pool (484 Union Av, Williamsburg), 10pm, free

Shakin’ All Over Under Sideways Down: NYC’s Daftest 60s Shindig

w/DJs Melissa Fanni Tutti & Mr. Jonathan Toubin
Beauty Bar (231 E 14th), 11pm, free

NYNT Wednesdays w/guest DJ Claudia of Baby Shakes

Motor City (127 Ludlow, Manhattan), 10pm, free

The Babymaker: NYNT Monthly Make-Out: light delights for lounging & slow dancing

Sin Sin (248 E. 5th St), 10pm, free

Black Mountain, Bon Iver, Children and Mr. Jonathan Toubin

Glasslands (289 Kent, Williamsburg), show 8pm, $15/DJ after-party MIDNIGHT, free

Ants In Yr Pants Dance Party w/Mr. Jonathan Toubin and Tall Firs’ Ryan Sawyer

Union Pool (484 Union Av, Williamsburg), 10pm, free

A week of free records, 60s discotheques, Ants In Yr Pants, Black Mountains, cabooses, and make-outs

Wednesday, Feb 20, Motor City (127 Ludlow, Lower East Side, Manhattan), 10pm, FREE: Tomorrow at Motor City New York Night Train is holding a “Record Release” party. A concept developed by Mr. Eric Z of the Mighty Robot and Wolfy of Red Dawn II, the record release is a DJ set in which every record is immediately given away to the party-goers after play. Tomorrow’s set will include all kinds of recordings from practically every genre, including a few NYNT label releases! That’s right, Mr. Jonathan Toubin spins six straight hours of nothing but records that will end up with your name on ‘em - a guaranteed total of over 100 freebies. Get there early and stay all night to fill up yr ears, yr belly, and yr record collection!

Thursday, Feb 21, Shakin’ All Over Under Sideways Down!, Beauty Bar (231 E. 14th, East Village, Manhattan), 11pm, FREE: This partee’ is a collaboration between the NYNT’s Soul Proprietor Mr. Jonathan Toubin and musical encyclopedia on wheels and rock machine, the indomitable Ms. Melissa Fanni Tutti - turning dance music platters centered smack dab in the center of popular music’s greatest and most diverse decade. Making a go at channeling the variety inherent in the playlists of the discotheques and radio of the era plus much of the stuff that was too underground at the time to get there, we attempt to cover soul, garage, freakbeat, boogaloo, AM radio pop, British Invasion, electric blues, girl groups, bubblegum, frat rock, late r&b, early funk, early psychedelics, discotheque schmaltz, boogaloos, tropicalia, yé-yé, latin delights, etc.

Friday, Feb 22, Ants In Yr Pants Dance Party, Union Pool (484 Union Av, Williamsburg, Williamsburg, Brooklyn), 10pm, FREE:Friday night New York Night Train’s Ants In Yr Pants Dance Party, formerly exclusively at Savalas, goes mobile! Tonight Conductor Mr. Jonathan Toubin spins six hours straight of party curiosities, obscurities, and classics.

Saturday, Feb 23: Black Mountain Jam, Glasslands (289 Kent, Williamsburg, Brooklyn) - show, 8pm, $15/afterparty, midnight, FREE: internationally famous stoner-rockerz Black Mountain play a rare intimate show at Glasslands with Bon Iver, and Children. Immediately following the show, Mr. Jonathan Toubin turns platters for yr dancing pleasure at the afterparty

Saturday, Feb 23: New York Night Train’s Loose Caboose, Club Midway (25 Avenue B, East Village, Manhattan), 10pm, FREE: While the Conductor and sometimes Soul Proprietor hikes up the Black Mountain, his personal photographer, Mssr. Danny Hole, current drummer for Kid Congo and the Pink Monkey Birds and Silver Rockets, formerly of the Warlocks, Nikki Sudden’s trio, and many more, will be drivin’ the caboose in the DJ booth upstairs at Midway ’til 4AM. Danny also moonlights as a DJ, with an immense and exquisite record collection that’s guaranteed to both perk up yr sensitive ears and rock yr brains.

Sunday, Feb 24: NYNT Monthly Make-Out, Sin Sin downstairs (85 2nd Ave, New York, 10002), 10pm, FREE: Have you ever been mellow? Mr. Jonathan Toubin has not - he’s never even tried. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t willing to give it a go in this, yet another bold experiment with the ugly face of contemporary NYC subterranean night-life. While celebrity bartender Javad gently shakes the cocktails like a pair of Argentine maracas in the Rainbow Room, the Conductor/Soul Proprietor carefully swirls a mix of jazz, crooners, exotica, and other light delights for your slow-dancing and lounging pleasure. Get lost in the red velvet decor. Indulge in an intimate conversation in the black leather booths. Drinks something snazzy. Bring a date gate!

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