Visit Governor’s Island for the first time and watch the unfathomable afro-beat ensemble Antiballas…

Put the pedal to the medal to Brooklyn’s Passout Records to catch the Headless Hookers by 4 plus Another Saturday Night, the Beat Rats, and the Underthings…

Sneak over to PS1 to take a gander of the legendary Genesis P and psychic TV – perhaps crawling through the legs of the irritating and dense weekend museum throng…

Before going back to Passout to hear a couple more of the bands while getting drunk enough to see…

New York’s most exciting new art star, Raul de Nieves, perform at his opening with live music by Nathan Whipple between 7pm and 10pm. Raul is cute and safe enough for a poster in a girl’s middleschool locker, talented enough to win your dance contest, dangerous enough to put your eye out, ballsy enough to jump off your roof to safety, lucky enough to wind up unscathed, but kind enough to purchase you a prosthetic. I know not what to expect except for the wild, the wooly, and the sangrilla…

Then, I’d bump it over the river to the Club Midway upstairs for six hours of punk rockers and soul shenanigans from me behind the DJ booth… with special guest Miss Mass Destruction…