Stu Spasm is of course the international rock legend who not only masterminded such infamously ugly, historically important, and generally under-rated rock outfits as Lubricated Goat and Crunt, but also played in seminal Australian bands like Beasts of Bourbon and another Tex Perkins band, Salamander Jim. To the left you will find a 19th Century mug shot that bares an uncanny resemblance to our hero. In league with Satan you ask? Stu’s admits that he was born mean, but evades the question by stating that he can’t believe he’s really making love to you. Behind the wheels, Stu leans towards the evil stuff but ballances it with a mischievous dose of schmaltz. And, if you’re lucky, he’ll break into song… I’m scared…

See you at Motor City!